therewasaadansevillewhotooktooneofthedrollestabsurditiesandvagariesthateveradantheworldgavewaytoiasthis:headeatubeofreedsharpatoneend，andcatchgadogthestreet，orwhereveritightbe，hewithhisfootheldoneofitslegsfast，andwithhishandlifteduptheother，andasbestheuldfixedthetubewhere，byblog，headethedogasroundasaball;thenholdgitthisposition，hegaveitaupleofslapsonthebelly，andletitgo，saygtothebystanders（andtherewerealwaysplentyofthe）：&ot;doyourworshipsthk，now，thatitisaneasythgtoblowupadog?&ot;-doesyourworshipthknow，thatitisaneasythgtowriteabook?

andifthisstorydoesnotsuithi，youay，dearreader，tellhithisone，whichislikewiseofaadanandadog

rdovatherewasanotheradan，whosewayitwastocarryapieceofarbleslaborastone，notofthelightest，onhishead，andwhenhecauponanyunwarydogheedtodrawclosetohiandlettheweightfallrightonofhi;onwhichthedogara，barkgandhowlg，wouldrunthreestreetswithoutspgithappened，however，thatoneofthedogshedis插rdhisloaduponwasacap-aker&039;sdog，ofwhichhisasterwasveryfondthestonecadownhittgitonthehead，thedograisedayellattheblow，theastersawtheaffairandwaswroth，andsnatchgupaasurg-yardru射doutattheadananddidnotleaveaundbonehisbody，andateverystrokehegavehihesaid，&ot;youdog，youthief!yrcher!don&039;tyousee，youbrute，thatydogisarcher?&ot;and，repeatgtheword&ot;rcher&ot;agaandaga，hesenttheadanawaybeatentoajellytheadantookthelesntoheart，andvani射d，andfororethanaonthneveronceshowedhiselfpublic;butafterthathecaoutagawithhisoldtrickandaheavierloadthaneverhecauptowheretherewasadog，andexagitverycarefullywithoutventurgtoletthestonefall，hesaid:&ot;thisisarcher;ware!&ot;short，allthedogshecaacross，betheyastiffsorterriers，hesaidwererchers;andhedis插rdnoorestonesaybeitwillbethesawiththishistorian;thathewillnotventureanothertitodis插rtheweightofhiswitbooks，which，begbad，areharderthanstonestellhi，too，thatidonotcareafarthgforthethreatheholdsouttoofdeprivgofyprofitbyansofhisbook;for，toborrowfrothefaoterdeof&ot;theperendenga，&ot;isayanswertohi，&ot;longlifetoylordthevetiatro，andchristbewithall&ot;longlifetothegreatndedeleos，whosechristian插rityandwell-knownnerositysupportagastallthestrokefycurstfortune;andlonglifetothesuprebenevolenceofhiseenceoftoledo，donbernardodesandovalyrojas;andwhatatteriftherebenoprtg-pressestheworld，oriftheyprtorebooksagastthanthereareletterstheversesofgorevulgo!theseoprces，unughtbyanyadulationorflatteryofe，oftheirowngoodnessalone，havetakenituponthetoshowkdnessandprotect，andthisinsideryselfhappierandricherthaniffortunehadraisedtohergreatestheighttheordarywaythepooranayretahonour，butnotthevicio;povertyaycastacloudovernobility，butcannothideitaltother;andasvirtueofitself射dsacertalight，eventhoughitbethroughthestraitsandchksofpenury，itstheesteeofloftyandnoblespirits，andnseencetheirprotectionthouneedstsaynooretohi，norwillisayanythgoretothee，savetotelltheetobeardthatthissendpartof&ot;donixote&ot;whichioffertheeiscutbythesacraftsanandfrothesaclothasthefirst，andthatitipresenttheedonixotentued，andatlengthdeadandburied，thatnooneaydaretobrgforwardanyfurtherevidenceagasthi，forthatalreadyproducedissufficient;andsufficeit，too，thatreputablepernshouldhavegivenanaountofalltheseshrewdnaciesofhiswithoutgogtotheatteraga;forabundance，evenofgoodthgs，preventsthefrobegvaed;andscarcity，eventhecaseofwhatisbad，nfersacertavaeiwasfettgtotelltheethatthouayestexpectthe&ot;persiles，&ot;whichianowfishg，andalthesendpartof&ot;galatea&ot;

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